"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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