he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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