Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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