Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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