I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize
