you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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