no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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