My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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