We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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