she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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