in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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