I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
