So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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