I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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