I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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