susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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