wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
