shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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