it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Hippo gnu deer
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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