Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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