If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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