The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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