Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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