I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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