Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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