We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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