Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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