i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Two words: nipple clamps
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