There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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