if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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