where am i from again
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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