I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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