No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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