Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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