yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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