It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
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I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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