Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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