If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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