Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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