I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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