he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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