everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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