i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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