so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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