Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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