she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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