I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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