i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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