At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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