i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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