Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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