we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
