Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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