whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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