Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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