I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Welp...herpes.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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