Dual....:-)
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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